February 2012
J. K. Rowling's writing a novel for adults.... →
Oh Look, The Universe Is Just Generating 20... →
letterstomycountry:
No big deal.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
“I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...”
– Voltaire (via moon—magic)
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Anonymous asked: What school do you go to?
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Schedule for next quarter -
American Government, Environmental Science: Sustaining Our Earth, Studio Art, and French. I think. Unless I change my mind another time.
Conservatives: We really like a lot of these candidates, but right now Newt Gingrich is our favorite!
Ron Paul campaign: Well you should know, this guy is really a Republican insider who took a lot of money from the fannie mae and freddie mac bailouts so really he isn't what you're looking for. Ron Paul, however, is anything but a beltway insider. He's a stringent constitutionalist which is really what conservatism is all about right?
Conservatives: Have you heard??? Mitt Romney is a really great guy who loves all the things we love!
Ron Paul campaign: It turns out he's quite the flip flopper and changes his stances on everything from foreign policy to abortion based on where he's speaking. Isn't Ron Paul worth a look? He's the most idealistically consistent congressman out there, and he's done it for decades now!
Conservatives: RICK SANTORUM HAS TO BE GOOD IF THE OTHERS WEREN'T!!! He's a real fiscal conservative right?
Ron Paul campaign: turns out he isn't much of a fiscal conservative. He doubled the size of the department of education, voted for giving foreign aid to dictators, and voted for raising the debt ceiling five times. Ron Paul on the other hand, votes in favor of true laissez faire capitalism and Austrian economics.
Conservatives: Oh...what was the deal with Romney again?
Ron Paul campaign: *facepalm*
“So given a Time Turner, I would tell my 21-year-old self that personal happiness...”
– J.K. Rowling (via gold-in-the-sunlight)
voldy92:
I’m so happy Harry Potter exists like I would choose the existence of HP over the existence of 90% of the people in my life
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“And yet even among the friends of liberty, many people are deceived into...”
– Ron Paul (via ronpaulrevolution)
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When I grow up I’m going to write fairy tales and turn landscapes into pillows. That’s just the way it’s going to be.
Watchjakefogelnest:
comedynerdsunited:
classicajays:
Hey, remember at the end of that “What Up with That” sketch this weekend where D’Andre Cole said they would figure out a way to put up an online video so that Lindsey Buckingham could speak? Well, this is that online video! I just thought that was just apart of the sketch but these guys actually put one together. So, enjoy Bill Hader (as...
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I’m going to adopt a child and love him/her and learn their culture and raise them well and healthy and happy and kindly and yes.
6 Types of Love
menburnstars:
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great...
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
– George Eliot (via tantum)
“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most...”
– Bill Waterson (via salveo)
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Happy World Day of Social Justice!
Three cheers for equality, sustainability, fair trade, conservation, education, and community development!
I am so happy.
“Sensuality often hastens the growth of love so much that the roots remain weak...”
– Nietzsche (via not-ideal)
FACT: The U.S. produced more oil in 2010 than it...
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